Mirren mirren on the wall

September 23, 2008 at 3:30 pm (Fringe, Helen Mirren) (, , , , , , )

I stand in awe of Helen Mirren. She has a better body than I do, and she is almost twice my age! Plus she usually looks age-appropriately chic and wears some fabulous REAL jewelry. She is a goddess.

Unfortunately, even goddesses occasionally mis-step. This mis-step involves a textured purple mermaid dress and an sad eggplant jacket with black bordello fringe.

Helen, love. You do better by playing up your tremendous, age-defying, ah…um…well…assets. Toss off that jacket. Hike up your skirt. Throw back your shoulders. And work the red carpet with confidence that you look better than almost anyone else your age.

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