Cruisin’

July 14, 2008 at 2:06 pm (Belt, Maxi-dress, Ruffles) (, , )

This photo reminds me of cheesy cruise boat photos with a fake backdrop. Although Jamie-Lynn Sigler’s backdrop is real, the cheesiness remains. All she needs is a lei and a drink in a pineapple with a paper umbrella.

Her Holly Hobby dress leaves a lot to be desired. The patchwork prints AND the boob valance AND the skirt ruffle AND the skirt length AND the belt are too much. C’mon Jamie-Lynn. You are a cute girl. Unless you want to be the lounge act at the Copacabana, we hope for a little more.

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Roadkill

June 25, 2008 at 2:27 pm (Bows, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Pockets, Sashes) (, , )

Maybe Jamie-Lynn Sigler is going for artsy here, in a Jackson Pollack or Salvador Dali way. It doesn’t say artsy. It says uninspired. It says shapeless. It says too long. It says booooring.

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