Let’s talk about v-necks

July 9, 2008 at 6:06 pm (Clutch, Deep V, Denim, High Waisted, Karina Smirnoff, Lauren Conrad, Necklace, Ruffles) (, , , , , )

OK. I thought it seemed pretty obvious. But I guess not. So I’ll spell it out: If you are going to wear a plunging v-neck, it has got to look good. It. Has. Got. To. Look. Good. Meaning the girls gotta be facing northward (we’d even take dead center), they gotta be supported, or they gotta be more covered up. Otherwise, you’ll be getting your photo taken for all the wrong reasons.

Do you hear me, Lauren Conrad? There is no excuse for this. Honestly. You don’t *have* to wear a dress that plunges to your belly button. You could wear a dress with a moderate dip– say, mid-breast.  Or even slightly below. But not to your navel.

Let’s take a peek at your party companion, Karina Smirnoff. Better usage of the plunging neckline– she gets three points. But gaudy diamond cross, deduct one point. And these crazy high-waisted button-fly jeans– deduct ten points. You two are quite a duo.

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