Being kind

September 17, 2008 at 1:13 pm (Belt, Buttons, Clutch, Jumpsuit, Shiny, Shorts) (, , , , , , )

A posting described this Stella McCartney outfit as a “romper.” I think that is being kind. Unless “romper” is the new code word for a wrinkled-parachute-buttoned-up-shapeless-colorless-shorts-outfit-with-pockets-slapped-on-the thighs. If so, then I completely agree! Spot-on description.

Can I say that I am really tired of Kate Hudson? I am not passionate enough about her to spout off in an emotionally-charged fashion (like I did about JLo on Monday). But I’ve had enough of the spunkiness, the goofiness, the isn’t-it-weird-how-I’m-my-mother’s-identical-clone-ness, the I-kissed-another-boy-while-playing-tennis-because-I-don’t-believe-in-monogamy-ness, and the my-son-really-WANTS-his-hair-to-be-this-long-ness.

And mostly, I’m just tired that every single movie she is in seems EXACTLY the same. Tell me *how* exactly Fool’s Gold differed from Raising Helen differed from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days? Cuz I swear she was playing the exact same role in each and every one of those movies.

Oh, wait. I guess I am passionate enough to spout off in an emotionally-charged fashion.

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Kate Hudson (revisited)

June 11, 2008 at 9:44 am (Belt, Deep V, Kate Hudson, Ruffles, Shiny) (, )

Another day. Another horrible Kate Hudson dress. Sigh.

Imagine Miss Kate in a store, shuffling through various dresses hanging on the rack. Basic black? Too boring. Maxi-dress? Too shapeless. A crazy brown, yellow and green Zac Posen number with a ruffled skirt straight from a Mexican restaurant waitress uniform? Perrrrrr-fect!

The top of the dress is ok… interesting but not too psychotic. Then we get to the odd belt that looks like an old Gucci watchband and the the *completely ridiculous* skirt. That skirt will definately help you loose a guy in about ten minutes.


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Bridesmaid for Prince

June 10, 2008 at 12:58 pm (Bows, Deep V, Draped, Kate Hudson, Pastels, Sashes, Shiny) (, )

Kate Hudson looks like she is going to be a bridesmaid for Prince in this dress.

Seriously, though, I am a little tired of this look from her. Deep V-neck. Hair inspired by her mom. And the bow at her waist is too much. She does not seem like a bow person to me. In the least.

The hem is kinda fun. Quirky. But I’m not feeling the love on her shoes…

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