My eyes

April 7, 2009 at 1:33 pm (Floral, Katy Perry) (, , , , , , )

My eyes! My eyes! Dear Lord in heaven, my eyes!

My retinas have burned and my pupils are dilated, all due to Katy Perry’s pant suit!

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Melting sno-cone

August 1, 2008 at 4:15 pm (Draped, Headband, Katy Perry, Pastels, Shiny) (, , , , , )

Dear Diary:

The County Fair is so much fun. I put on my kickiest tan sundress and a cute teal ribbon in my hair. But you will NOT believe what happened next!? I was on the tilt-a-whirl eating my rainbow sno-cone, when lo and behold the sno-cone spilled all over the seat. As we tilted and whirled, it got ALL OVER my kicky tan sundress.

OMG!!! What should I do? I have to play at the Lollapalooza concert later! Whatever. I am a chameleon and can adapt to any situation. I’ll just show up and pretend that my dress was supposed to look like a melted pasted dessert confection.

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