Even if

September 10, 2008 at 9:47 am (Kelly Osbourne, Lace, Ruffles, Shiny, Strapless) (, , , , , , )

Even if I concede that quirky fashions are allowed at a Betsey Johnson show, this dress is bad.

Even if I concede that Kelly Osbourne is looking pretty good these days, this dress is bad.

Even if I concede that Betsey Johnson’s models were wearing garish confectionery wigs, and am grateful that Kelly didn’t follow suit, this dress is bad.

Even if I look past the white shoes and sunglasses, this dress is bad.

I guess this dress is just bad.

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Clara Barton

June 24, 2008 at 4:29 pm (Bows, Headband, Kelly Osbourne) (, , )

This one renders us a little speechless. Maybe she intended to look like Clara Barton establishing the American Red Cross?

My 90-year old grandma had a bathrobe just like her coat. Grandma’s was fleece, and snapped up the front. Only my grandma was smart enough to get rid of hers!

Keep in mind that Kelly Osbourne is in Milan, the birthplace of all things stylish and fashionable. Is she intentionally insulting the fashion gods with this outfit?

 

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Who stole my cheese?

June 17, 2008 at 4:35 pm (All Black, Asymmetrical, Kelly Osbourne, Mischa Barton, Sequins, Tights) (, )

I am not feeling the love on this outfit that Kelly Osbourne wore to the Viktor & Rolf private showing in London. It seems a little too Minnie-Mouse-attacked-by-moth-balls-while-watching-Flashdance-for-the-107th-time. It’s a bad day when Mischa Barton’s outfit is better than yours!

In all fairness (not that we are known for fairness!?), I am trying to figure out what you could put under this tunic to make it look good. Perhaps Kelly has made it look as good as it can get.

 

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