September 17, 2008 at 11:41 am (Kirsten Dunst, Suspenders, Tank) (, , , , , , )

No one would really describe me as demure. I’m more tell-it-like-it-is. Straight Talk Express, without the John McCain. I don’t do demure or coquettish or coy.

And Kirsten Dunst shouldn’t do demure either. She’s 24 and has been a professional¬†actor since kindergarten. Gimme a break. Demure my arse.

So why does she sport this coy stance? The unmade face, rumpled hair, adolescent skirt with completely useless shoestring suspenders and spaghetti strap tank don’t do her any justice.

She is lovely. She is talented. She is successful. Look like it, dang it! Stand up straight! Wear a bra! Put on some make up! And please, please, please wear some better clothes!

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I’m a director!

August 25, 2008 at 5:31 pm (Kirsten Dunst, Shorts) (, , , , , , )

Kirsten Dunst is trying very hard to convince us she is a director. Actors get all gussied up for red carpet premieres, but DIRECTORS look rumpled and artsy and intense.

To achieve an rumpled/artsy/intense director look, you must apparently wear a shapeless blouse with frayed edges over short shorts with black penny loafers. Good to know. I wonder if they teach that in film school? Thank heaven’s we don’t have to experience Quentin Tarantino in short shorts!

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