Flying squirrel

October 28, 2008 at 2:13 pm (All Black, Fringe, Mary-Kate Olsen) (, , , , , , )

I can’t find a great photo of the front of Mary-Kate Olsen’s dress, but she reminds me of a flying squirrel dressed as Stevie Nicks for Halloween. Seriously, that is a lot of fringe. And her bad posture doesn’t enhance the look.

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Bermuda triangle

September 10, 2008 at 1:14 pm (Fur, Leather, Mary-Kate Olsen) (, , , , , , )

Perhaps Mary-Kate Olsen is doing research for a role. Maybe she is thinking of playing Amelia Earhart? Why else would she select this woolly mammoth of a jacket? And at least Amelia accessorized her bomber jacket with a scarf and a smile.

I do have to admit to a bias against bomber jackets with wool collars. I have a distant recollection of bomber jackets long ago. It’s a foggy memory, but what I remember the most is that the woolly collar smelled musty and dusty and gross. Just want you want ensconced around your neck. Yeeeesch.

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Train wreck

July 14, 2008 at 11:27 am (Belt, Deep V, Denim, Gladiator Sandal, Mary-Kate Olsen, Necklace, Shorts) (, , , , )

It seems that Mary-Kate Olsen is vying for the Courtney Love Train Wreck Award. (You know this is the second highest train wreck award in the world, just behind the Amy Winehouse Train Wreck Award).

Mary-Kate is obviously going through a tough time. She is living in denial. So let’s try to get her into a 12-step fashion rehab program. The first step is admitting you are powerless to bad fashion. Then she has to recognize a higher fashion power, and make amends for her fashion mistakes.

Until then, her fashion errs and her knee-high gladiator sandals will hold her as a bad fashion prisoner.

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