December 11, 2008 at 1:15 pm (Bangles, Belt, Buttons, Clutch, Costume, Metallic, Military, Paula Abdul, Ruffles, Sequins, Shiny) (, , , , , )

Sweet Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

Is this how you have to dress to sell jewelry of QVC? Or is Paula Abdul competing in the Michael Jackson dress-alike contest?

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Bordello babe

August 18, 2008 at 11:39 am (Necklace, Paula Abdul, Ruffles, Strapless) (, , , , , , )

Paula Abdul has never been a minimalist dresser. She loves a lot of details, a lot of color and a lot of accessories.

But she looks like a bordello babe in this dress, dawg. Plus she’s wearing a chandelier for a necklace.┬áJust imagine the scathing review Simon would give this outfit?

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