Oh dear

December 11, 2008 at 1:03 pm (Bows, Metallic, Pleated, Sashes, Scarlett Johansson, Strapless) (, , , , , , )

Oh dear. Where to start with this disappointment of a dress?

Chesty gals should NOT wear frou-frou bodices. You’ve got the girls. You don’t need to adorn them with anything else. No bows. No tuxedo-collar wings. Just a simple bodice that highlights what everyone is already looking at anyways.

And why does she always stand a little pigeon toed?

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Newlywed

December 5, 2008 at 10:51 am (Belt, Cardigan, Tights) (, , , , , , )

Marriage can be a great thing, and ScarJo looks very happy. But marriage does not seem to be helping her wardrobe. She’s moved from Sexy Siren to the Isle of Frump.

Case in point: This Mr. Rogers inspired outfit. In gray. Wool. With tights.

Please, Scarlett. Let’s bring sexy back.

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