Tripe dreams

September 17, 2008 at 10:14 am (All Black, Belt, Checkered, Clutch, Lace) (, , , , , , )

I can’t help but see an engorged large intestine in the trim on Selma Blair’s Chanel dress. Sure, intestines aren’t black. And they aren’t wrapped decoratively around your neck and knees. But you get the idea.

And once I saw said large intestine, I just couldn’t like this dress. The lace is fine. The belt is great. The checkerboard pattern is tolerable. But all I see are intestines, intestines, intestines. And a funny hairdo.

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Jumpsuit short-shorts

July 9, 2008 at 9:32 am (All Black, Deep V, Jumpsuit, Ruffles, Sashes, Selma Blair, Shorts) (, , , , )

Yesterday was a little slow…not many photos out there to mock and ridicule. So imagine our delight this morning when we awoke to this outfit on Selma Blair. Wow, this look was really something. Too bad that something wasn’t good.

We know that Selma is a fan of the deep v-necks, and they work well on her. But to add an uber-exaggerated ruffle sleeve andĀ attached running shorts is a bit overboard (despite her amazing legs).

I wonder if Miss Blair also suffered from a sewing crisis on her way to TRL? Or maybe she had to use the potty, and this was faster than taking off the entire dang jumpsuit.

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Jumpsuit revisited

June 30, 2008 at 10:19 am (All Black, Deep V, Jumpsuit, Selma Blair, Sequins, Tuxedo) (, , , , )

Here is Plaintiff’s Evidence Exhibit B on why I do not like jumpsuits. Is Selma Blair trying to look like Evil Knievel? Elvis? Or a long lost member of KISS?

Here is Plaintiff’s Evidence Exhibit A.

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